If we are to understand the urge in man to fish, we must dig down through the strata of dirt and rocks and compost deep into the earth, back to primitive man to find our clues. After getting a look at the ancestors of Howard Stern, most of us conclude that if we are to learn anything of redeeming value, we must go back further still. And so we examine Cro Magnon man. He was an early man. He hunted mastodon, so naturally, he and his wife ate mastodon. That was pretty much all they ate. They were sick and tired of mastodon. One day, primitive man’s wife got fed up. (No pun intended.) In the middle of eating mastodon nuggets, she shouted, "I’m sick of mastodon. I want something else." A great gift for any fisherman. Order gift wrapped and shipped anywhere in the United States for less than $11.00! Our popular Ben Goode Humor Kit contains six of his most popular humor books. ISBN: 978-1885027269    5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 88 pages, paperback.

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Creative ways to get a fish to bite:

When I was a kid, often times we would bring a can of corn with us on fishing trips to sprinkle around in the area we were fishing as Chum." Sometimes this was a very effective way of getting stubborn fish to bite. Because it was so much fun, and because it tended to increase the "bad" cholesterol levels in some fish, naturally most states have outlawed the practice, and so, we serious fishermen have had to come up with other ways of getting reluctant or intelligent fish to bite. Therefore, we offer a few other ways of getting the fish to bite.

Almost as good as corn, and still legal in some states, is chumming with cats in a gunnysack. ...