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 Geezerhood   What To Expect From Life Now That You're As Old As Dirt
 
If the bags under your eyes are larger than your shoes, if your wife has more hair on her face than you do on your head, if you both can sleep soundly and irritate the other drivers on the road... you need this book.

This is also the book to read if you have ever found yourself becoming pre-occupied with becoming a crotchety old geezer.

Many geezers feel a compelling urge to make alert younger people, who still have good eyesight and hearing combined with all of their mental faculties, think they are younger than they really are.

It's a fact that only 62% of the population is over 40. That leaves the large majority, roughly 38%, who desperately need to be impressed.

If you are one of the the chronologically disadvantaged who sincerely wants to appear younger than you are, this book offers suggestions to keep you from making a complete goober of yourself.                      

Includes a "Certificate of Official Geezerhood".

Written by Ben Goode.

5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 87 pages, paperback.

$7.95* each with Free shipping.

#AP40-1004            ISBN: 978-1885027061

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Geezerhood - What to expect from life now that you're as old as dirt. Includes a "Certificate of Official Geezerhood". Humor book by Ben Goode.

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Make your gift even more special.  Purchase with a $60, Over the Hill, novelty bill encased in a hard plastic, see through, protective cover.  A place on the front allows you to add the recipients name.

  This Special Edition Collectible Dollar Bill CERTIFICATE SERVES TO RECOGNIZE THAT IF YOU LOOK 50, ACT 20 AND FEEL LIKE 80, YOU MUST BE 60! Includes a location for the old fogey's name to be recorded. Features a blazing birthday cake on the back. Use as inserts in Birthday invitations...very funny!!

These finely detailed non-negotiable bills are of the same size, look and feel of real currency.
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