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Geezerhood What To Expect From Life Now That You're As Old As Dirt  $5.95 + $2.00 Shipping*
The book to read if you've ever found yourself becoming pre-occupied with becoming a crotchety old geezer.
 
If the bags under your eyes are larger than your shoes, if your wife has more hair on her face than you do on your head, if you both can sleep soundly and irritate the other drivers on the road... you need this book.

 Many geezers feel a compelling urge to make alert younger people, who still have good eyesight and hearing combined with all of their mental faculties, think they are younger than they really are.

It's a fact that only 62% of the population is over 40. That leaves the large majority, roughly 38%, who desperately need to be impressed.

If you are one of the chronologically disadvantaged who sincerely wants to appear younger than you are, this book offers suggestions to keep you from making a complete goober of yourself.                      

Our popular Ben Goode Humor Kit contains six of his most popular humor books.

5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 87 pages, paperback.

#AP40-1004    ISBN: 978-1885027061   Includes a "Certificate of Official Geezerhood".

  
Geezerhood - What to expect from life now that you're as old as dirt. Includes a "Certificate of Official Geezerhood". Humor book by Ben Goode.
 #AP40-1004

ISBN
978-1885027061

 Written by Ben Goode.
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