• Home • Our Products • Contact Us • Newsletter • About Us • Payment Options • Site Map • Personalized Products Dir • 


 
 
  How To Cheer Up The Crabby People In Your Life

In this book Ben attempts to provide journalistic balance and objectivity. In some of his more controversial chapters, he has even invited some of the "whiners" who come down on the wrong side of the issues, who see things differently than Ben does, to express their twisted views.

This book is dedicated to waitresses everywhere in the world, for whom the ability to cheer up crabby people is a matter of survival.

Back in 1857, a small group of radical and very crabby abolitionists crept into a military compound at Harper's Ferry Vermont, Wyoming, or Kansas. (We're not sure which.) They either surrounded or shot the sleeping guards and yelled "Trick or Treat!" (OK, so we have no idea what they yelled.

It was a very long time ago), but the point is by doing this, these crabby people made the entire South so crabby that they shot and hung the abolitionists. This, in turn, made the rest of the abolitionists friends crabby, and before we could say "The South is Toast!", we had a whole mess of battles where lots of crabby people killed thousands of other crabby people.

The point is, You just never know when someone around you might be crabby enough to start a civil war.  You should take no chances. Don't blow it by missing your opportunity to buy this book thereby possibly placing the future of the entire world in jeopardy. You don't want that on you conscience.

5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 93 pages, paperback.             

FREE shipping via First Class or Media Class mail. 

      How To Cheer Up The Crabby People In Your Life
                             $7.95 - Free Shipping*
How To Cheer Up The Crabby People In Your Life. Humor book by Ben Goode.

         ISBN:  978-1885027122

                   
#AP40-1010 
     
Order our Ben Goode Combo Pack - His 6 Most Popular Books.        Order 20 or more titles and save!

          
      

  Order How To Cheer Up The Crabby People In Your Life* - $7.95

Select Gift Wrap:
        Birthday Gift? Personalize it with a Year of Birth card (1920-1979 Birthdays Only)
  Order How To Cheer Up The Crabby People In Your Life*
                    Gift Wrapped - $10.95

     Click to view items you have placed in your shopping cart.  

    
Shipped via USPS First or Media Class Mail. For additional shipping options (Priority Mail, Non-US locations) please click here.
 
"How To Stay Humble When You're Smarter Than Everybody Else" is a perfect companion to this book.

All Our Apricot Press (Humorous) Books                   All of Our Products                               

  

RWR Innovations
Personalized Children's Books - Child Book Publisher - Personalized products     
P.O. Box 460939                      
Papillion NE 68046-0939        FAX:  1-678-528-5017
 
505-217-3662    (Albuquerque)   Best time to call is between 9 AM and 11 PM EST
770-850-1400    (Atlanta)                                
402-592-9199    (Omaha)          
877-402-7167    (Toll Free)
 
                                                      
Webmaster:  Ron Nixon  orders@rwrinnovations.com     
                     9405 Talara Place NW
                     Albuquerque NM 87114
                     505-217-3662        
                     Site Map                Last Updated         07/16/2010