A blob of sample sarcasmetric responses for you to practice on people you despise

     Let's say that you're just minding your own business and some total dweeb sidles up and asks you a really stupid question like - "Did you do your hair like that on purpose?"

A typical person of average intelligence might respond - "Maybe I like it this way. You got a problem with that?"

      As anyone can see, unless the wise guy responding is a whiny little twerp and, by offending some bigger guy might get beat to a pulp, this response has absolutely no entertainment value whatsoever. People watching will probably not be impressed or entertained.

     Why not use a much more insulting and canned response which you have memorized from this book, which, in addition to being entertaining, will also seriously confuse most idiots? Say something like -

     "It's been a little hard to manage ever since I was hit by lightning." or "This is a disguise. I've gone under cover to try to catch evil terrorists bent on destroying mankind by disseminating chemical and bacterial weapons. I've found that I can get closer to them if I look like a victim."

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