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Normal people drive Toyotas and nails. If you drive a Rolls Royce, we would have to consider you abnormal. Also, the author has been told that it's normal, having failed once, to quit trying.
Therefore, if you are persistent and determined, you should probably consider yourself abnormal or possibly obnoxious. Normal people complain incessantly, so if you are not a whiner, can you still consider yourself normal? ... In How To Make People Think You're Normal you will also find out what normal people usually don't do: such as asking airport security to hold their grenade while they empty their pockets; Gargling with Drain-O; Using their foreheads to break chunks out of their driveways; Dining on the flowers in front of their houses ...
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Good Reasons to Buy This Book: If this book is in your hip pocket when a dog bites you, it could save your tattoo. How to Make People Think You're Normal contains humor for people who are so smart, normal people don't understand them. It contains every letter necessary for you to write the next great American novel -- All you have to do is organize them in the proper order. A funny gift idea; makes a great gag gift for that hard to buy person in your life.
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Table of Contents for How To Make People Think You're Normal:
| What is normal? | Abnormal drivers | |||
| How to tell if you are too smart | More things normal people usually don't do | |||
| How to make people think you are normal | Normal corporate philosophies | |||
| Things normal people usually don't do | More or less normal | |||
| A partial list of of abnormal people | Normal opinions | |||
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| A study in normal contrast | Questions & Answers | |||
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