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How To Make People Think You're Normal
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How to Make People Think You're Normal contains humor for people who are so smart, normal people don't understand them. Normal people drive Toyotas and nails. If you drive a Rolls Royce, we would have to consider you abnormal. Also, the author has been told that it's normal, having failed once, to quit trying.   Therefore, if you are persistent and determined, you should probably consider yourself abnormal or possibly obnoxious. Normal people complain incessantly, so if you are not a whiner, can you still consider yourself normal? ... In How To Make People Think You're Normal you will also find out what normal people usually don't do: such as asking airport security to hold their grenade while they empty their pockets; Gargling with Drain-O; Using their foreheads to break chunks out of their driveways; Dining on the flowers in front of their houses ... Order gift wrapped and shipped anywhere in the United States for less than $11.00! Our popular Ben Goode Humor Kit contains six of his most popular humor books including this book. ISBN  978-1885027146        5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 93 pages, paperback.

Always In Stock. Ships Immediately. AP40-1012 Written by Ben Goode.

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Good Reasons to Buy This Book:

If this book is in your hip pocket when a dog bites you, it could save your tattoo.

How to Make People Think You're Normal contains humor for people who are so smart, normal people don't understand them.

It contains every letter necessary for you to write the next great American novel -- All you have to do is organize them in the proper order.

"How To Stay Humble When You're Smarter Than Everybody Else" is a perfect companion to this book.

 

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