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   If Life Were Fair, Horses Would Ride Half The Time
 
If life were fair, God would give each of us the same allowance. If life were fair, big sisters would get tattled on as often as little brothers. If life were fair, we would get paid for having to listen to boring people. If life were fair, the slot machine you just left wouldn't always give the jackpot to some nimrod who just slid in there on her first quarter.
 
                                      The Truth About Life By Ben Goode

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If you have seen more than a few sunsets, you may be starting to suspect that life is not fair.

This book provides additional evidence.

This latest in a series of futile efforts by Ben Goode to solve life's big problems, will have his usual following of demented, politically in-correct, and off-center readers rolling in the aisles.

Written by Ben Goode.

5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 104 pages, paperback.

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#AP40-1013  ISBN: 1-885027-17-6

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If Life Were Fair, Horses Would Ride Half The Time.  By Ben Goode
 

Table of Contents:

Life is not fair   There are times when life clearly seems unfair
         
Many people have observed that often life is not fair   Life often seems to be unfair
Many experts believe that life is not fair   Maybe it has occurred to you that life is not fair
         
Some observers have observed that life is rarely fair   Often it seems that life is not fair
         
It very well could be that life is just unfair   It seems that life sometimes is really unfair
         
Scientific evidence is beginning to suggest that life is not fair   Could it be that sometimes life is just not fair?
         
Life isn't fair, yet nobody cares   100 years from now life probably still won't be fair
         
Many people have noticed that life is sometimes not fair    

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