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If Life Were Fair, Horses Would Ride Half The Time
If you've ever suspected that life isn't always fair, this book will confirm your suspicions.  $5.95 + $2.00 Shipping*

If you've seen more than a few sunsets, you may be starting to suspect that life is not fair. This book provides additional evidence that many people have noticed that life isn't fair, that 100 years from now life still won't be fair and that most people don't care that life isn't fair.

If life were fair:

     - God would give each of us the same allowance. 
     - Big sisters would get tattled on as often as little brothers.
     - We would get paid for having to listen to boring people.
     - The slot machine you just left wouldn't always give the jackpot to some nimrod who just slid in there
     on her first quarter.

This latest in a series of futile efforts by Ben Goode to solve life's big problems, will have his usual
following of demented, politically in-correct, and off-center readers rolling in the aisles.

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Our popular Ben Goode Humor Kit contains six of his most popular humor books.

5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 104 pages, paperback.   ISBN: 1-885027-17-6

  
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AP40-1013
 Written by Ben Goode.
  Order If Life Were Fair, Horses Would Ride Half The Time    $5.95

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