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So You Think You Can "Geezer"
 A Guidebook for becoming the old coot you have always dreamed of being. $5.95 + $2.00 Shipping*

Ben Goode hopes you enjoy reading this book as much as he enjoyed writing it. If you don't, he asks that you please only tell militant feminists and PETA people who have no sense of humor and who never buy his books anyway, so they won't hurt his sales.

Includes chapters covering:  So you think you can "Geezer" - A reasonably accurate history of Geezing - How to think like a Geezer - How to talk like a Geezer - How to look like a Geezer - Becoming Immortal - The magic of compounding - How to turn a rotten memory into a 6-figure income - How to mess with the minds of younger people - Wisdom of the aged - Geezing Tips - Geezing in good health and How to encourage people to go away.

Rumor has it that Ben Goode is now so old and decrepit his organs are shutting down. I'm hoping booger humor authors are like artists and their work will go up in value after they're gone. Just in case this is our last chance to buy his stuff before prices shoot up, I'm definitely buying this book. -Walter Melon

I'm buying this book to help Ben afford proper medical and dental care. - A. Nell Retentive

I'm buying this book to help support his wife, Robyn. She deserves it after all she's had to put up with while being married to him all these years. Sara Ann Getty

Maybe, if enough of us buy this book he will quit writing this drivel and finally retire. - Mack De Generation

 Our popular Ben Goode Humor Kit contains six of his most popular humor books.

 		 

#AP40-1019

ISBN: 9781885027061

Written by Ben Goode.

 5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 87 pages, paperback.

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