So You Think You Can "Geezer" Ben Goode hopes you enjoy reading this book as much as he enjoyed writing it. If you don't, he asks that you please only tell militant feminists and PETA people who have no sense of humor and who never and who never buy his books anyway, so they won't hurt his sales/
Includes chapters covering: So you think you can "Geezer" - A reasonably accurate history of Geezing - How to think like a Geezer - How to talk like a Geezer - How to look like a Geezer - Becoming Immortal - The magic of compounding - How to turn a rotten memory into a 6-figure income - How to mess with the minds of younger people - Wisdom of the aged - Geezing Tips - Geezing in good health - The particulars of Dr. Ben's Bogus Diet and Exercise Program - How to cheat on a diet - Since you're cheating anyway - Dr. Ben's Exercise Program - How to encourage people to go away.
Instructions for becoming the old coot you have always dreamed of becoming.
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Rumor has it that Ben Goode is now so old and decrepit his organs are shutting down. I'm hoping booger humor authors are like artists and their work will go up in value after they're gone. Just in case this is our last chance to buy his stuff before prices shoot up, I'm definitely buying this book. -Walter Melon I'm buying this book to help Ben afford proper medical and dental care. - A. Nell Retentive I'm buying this book to help support his wife, Robyn. She deserves it after all she's had to put up with while being married to him all these years. Sara Ann Getty My hope is that if enough of us buy this book he will quit writing this drivel and finally retire. - Mack De Generation Written by Ben Goode. 5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 87 pages, paperback. |
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Make your gift even more special. Purchase with a $60, Over the Hill, novelty bill encased in a hard plastic, see through, protective cover. A place on the front allows you to add the recipients name.
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This Special Edition
Collectible Dollar Bill CERTIFICATE SERVES TO RECOGNIZE THAT IF YOU LOOK 50,
ACT 20 AND FEEL LIKE 80, YOU MUST BE 60! Includes a location for the old
fogey's name to be recorded. Features a blazing birthday cake on the back.
Use as inserts in Birthday invitations...very funny!! These finely detailed non-negotiable bills are of the same size, look and feel of real currency. |
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