You've tried fantasizing, you've tried perspective, and while you may feel a little better for a while, you're still having a rotten day.

After all this, you are just about to settle on abject, pitiful despair as the best solution when you stumble across this book and you think to yourself: "Finally, here is something I hadn't thought of: reading a book of booger humor."

Excerpt from Book:

Five wretched examples of bad luck in history

     Bad luck has been around a long time, longer than I can remember. We have included this chapter just to give you a few examples.

Example #1

     Cleo Caesar, last of the Caesars' daughter, planned her wedding to be the social event of the millennium in Rome. Cleo and her fiance' Earlicus Stoutamus had just finished their first round of the banquet and were headed for the vomitorium when, as luck would have it, a hoard of Vandals rode up with a million horsemen. The invaders immediately began pillaging right in the middle of the second course and to make matters worse, they were eating all the food, even the stuff that was to be saved for later.

     Because it's tough to pillage on an uncomfortable full stomach, the German tribal leaders asked the hostess for bags to put the leftovers in. (This is where the term, "sacking Rome" came from.

ISBN: 978-1885027344

 

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