The Disgusted Driver's Handbook
Geezing Behind the Wheel: The other day I as driving along and happened to glance into my rear-view mirror in the professional way that I, being the expert driver I am, have trained myself to do every half hour or so. To my horror, there was a huge pickup truck less than one inch from my bumper. The driver was pulling a terrible face and it looked like he was trying to show me the little scar or something on his middle finger. Lord only knows how long he had been back there driving crazy like that. Eventually he apparently became convinced that I wasn't going to pull over and look at his finger and so he down shifted and went roaring by me mouthing words I couldn't understand. Instructions for Surviving on Roads Infested with Idiots Order our Ben Goode Combo Pack - His 6 Most Popular Books.
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A must read for anyone trying to stay sane while driving on today's idiot infested roads. Discover the answers to such questions as "why otherwise pretty stupid people get behind the wheel and become complete lunatics." Learn a multitude of ways to while away the time while waiting for the pilot car to return. Written by Ben Goode. 5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 88 pages, paperback. $7.95* each with FREE shipping |
The Disgusted Driver's Handbook
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Table of Contents:
| Fourword | Why Otherwise Pretty Dopey People Become Total Imbeciles When They Get Behind the Wheel | |||
| A History of the Roads as we Know Them | The Car You Drive Makes a Statement About You | |||
| Modern Rules of the Road | Geezing Behind the Wheel | |||
| An In-depth Study of Speed Limits | How to Tweak Other Drivers | |||
| The Point System | You Probably Shouldn't Eat Stuff You Find on the Floors of Public Restrooms | |||
| Driving with an Attitude | Driver's Pet Peeves | |||
| Bumper Stickers | Ask Officer Don | |||
| Coping with Construction | ||||
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