The Fine Art of Worrying
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Stress-relieving strategy #2: During the nightly news, right after the part where the anchor-person tells us that housing starts are off 4%, the stock market is down 120 points, and interest rates are climbing, but just before the part about the plane crash, 4-car pile up, and the expert explaining why animals are nice and people are3 bad, or in the middle of the latest sick, perverted reality program, place your TV set on the pavement right behind your '84 Dodge pickup. Now, stomp on the gas as hard as you can and see how far and accurately your truck can fling TV parts. Maybe you can flip some TV parts clear across the street and onto the neighbor's lawn. We call this maneuver the "news flash" and it will definitely reduce your stress.
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Table of Contents:
| Mega Worrying | Exercise Relieving Stresses | |||
| What Should I Worry About? | Questions from Worried Drivers | |||
| Health Strategies to Affect your Worrying | Lying can Cause Worry and Stress | |||
| The Next Chapter | The Truth about Life, Worry, and Stress | |||
| Fashion Tips for Men With Bellies | Something Unrelated | |||
| Technology Induced Worry | The History of Worrying as We Know It | |||
| Stress Relievers | The Future of Worry and Stress | |||
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