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The Fine Art of Worrying Worry Warts Official Guide
Even if you never worry, reading this book will help you find something to worry about.  $5.95 + $2.00 Shipping*
 
People today are worried. We worry that the economy will stay in the tank, causing us to get laid off from our job as quality control tester at the dental floss foundry.

We worry that our taxes will get pulled for an audit and that the IRS will notice that we deducted the cost of 138 Big Macs as a research expense. Let’s face it; we have lots to worry about.

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Our popular Ben Goode Humor Kit contains six of his most popular humor books including this book.

5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 101 pages, paperback.

AP40-1014             ISBN: 978-1885027214           Written by Ben Goode.

  The Fine Art of Worrying - The official Guide for Worry Warts. Humor book by Ben Goode.

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Excerpt from The Fine Art of Worrying:    Stress-relieving strategy #2:

During the nightly news, right after the part where the anchor-person tells us that housing starts are off 4%, the stock market is down 120 points, and interest rates are climbing, but just before the part about the plane crash, 4-car pile up, and the expert explaining why animals are nice and people are3 bad, or in the middle of the latest sick, perverted reality program, place your TV set on the pavement right behind your '84 Dodge pickup.

Now, stomp on the gas as hard as you can and see how far and accurately your truck can fling TV parts. Maybe you can flip some TV parts clear across the street and onto the neighbor's lawn. We call this maneuver the "news flash" and it will definitely reduce your stress.


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