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The Fine Art of Worrying
Worry Warts Official Guide Even if you never worry, reading this book will help you find something to worry about. $5.95 + $2.00 Shipping*
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* Shipped via USPS First or Priority Class Mail depending on the size of your total order. For additional shipping information and shipping to non-US locations) please click here. Excerpt from The Fine Art of Worrying: Stress-relieving strategy #2:During the nightly news, right after the part where the anchor-person tells us that housing starts are off 4%, the stock market is down 120 points, and interest rates are climbing, but just before the part about the plane crash, 4-car pile up, and the expert explaining why animals are nice and people are3 bad, or in the middle of the latest sick, perverted reality program, place your TV set on the pavement right behind your '84 Dodge pickup. Now, stomp on the gas as hard as you can and see how far and accurately your truck can fling TV parts. Maybe you can flip some TV parts clear across the street and onto the neighbor's lawn. We call this maneuver the "news flash" and it will definitely reduce your stress.
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