The Outhouse Book
You are probably wondering: "Why an outhouse book?" The answer to this and
other questions is that we did years of exhaustive research, namely, that some
people like to read in the cranny . . . Ben thought that maybe other
people would pay him money for stuff to entertain them when they are bored.
He did, however, encounter a problem that could affect the success of his
epoch project. His outhouse didn't have enough light so he could see the
pictures. Just before he was about to widen a couple of cracks to let some
light (and wind) in, his neighbor, Don, stopped by and suggested that he tear
out a couple of unimportant pages in the back of a book and light them on
fire.
What a great idea! So, thanks to Don's brilliance, he included a couple of
worthless pages here and there for you to use for additional light ... or any
other need you might have.
This is reading that's probably not ready for indoor plumbing
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This light-hearted parody on bathroom books belongs in every privy in America
and the third world.
Topics include: Pet Peeves, Bad Farming Ideas, Reflections on the Good Old
Days, and Fun with Vegetarians.
5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 88 pages, paperback.
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Table of Contents:
| The Things
We Did in the Good Old Days that Today's Wimpy Kids can't Appreciate |
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Impressing
City Women |
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| One Useful
Anger Management Technique |
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Is Your
Glass Half Empty, Half Full...or Being Recycled? |
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| Bad Farming
Ideas |
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A True
Pioneer Story...Sort Of |
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| New Plant
Varieties |
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Creative
Ways of Cleaning Up The World |
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| Pet Peeves |
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Science
Proves That Country Life is Better Than City...Sort Of |
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| Western
Wisdom |
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Fun With
Vegetarians |
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Collection of Pioneer Remedies You May Want to Try... On Someone Else |
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History Of
The West... And Where Can We Find Good Politicians These Days? |
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| Rookie
Ranchers: Follow This Advice On Fencing |
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