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                    The Outhouse Book

You are probably wondering: "Why an outhouse book?" The answer to this and other questions is that we did years of exhaustive research, namely, that some people like to read in the cranny . . .  Ben thought that maybe other people would pay him money for stuff to entertain them when they are bored.

He did, however, encounter a problem that could affect the success of his epoch project. His outhouse didn't have enough light so he could see the pictures. Just before he was about to widen a couple of cracks to let some light (and wind) in, his neighbor, Don, stopped by and suggested that he tear out a couple of unimportant pages in the back of a book and light them on fire.

What a great idea! So, thanks to Don's brilliance, he included a couple of worthless pages here and there for you to use for additional light ... or any other need you might have.
 
This is reading that's probably not ready for indoor plumbing

          
 

This light-hearted parody on bathroom books belongs in every privy in America and the third world.

Topics include: Pet Peeves, Bad Farming Ideas, Reflections on the Good Old Days, and Fun with Vegetarians.

5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 88 pages, paperback.

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 The Outhouse Book. Reading that's probably not ready for indoor plumbing. This light-hearted parody on bathroom books belongs in every privy in America and the third world.
 

Table of Contents:

The Things We Did in the Good Old Days that Today's Wimpy Kids can't Appreciate   Impressing City Women
     
One Useful Anger Management Technique   Is Your Glass Half Empty, Half Full...or Being Recycled?
   
Bad Farming Ideas A True Pioneer Story...Sort Of
         
New Plant Varieties   Creative Ways of Cleaning Up The World
         
Pet Peeves Science Proves That Country Life is Better Than City...Sort Of
         
Western Wisdom   Fun With Vegetarians
         
A Collection of Pioneer Remedies You May Want to Try... On Someone Else   History Of The West... And Where Can We Find Good Politicians These Days?
     
Rookie Ranchers: Follow This Advice On Fencing    
  
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