Unless you are battling a case of terminal stupidity, you know that you need
this book.
Beginning with how to be sure this is really a woman, this book tells it all.
Learn sure-fire ways to get a good woman every time, find out what they are
thinking, and solve every one of their confusing mysteries.
This is a must read for anyone who ever expects to come into contact with a
member of the fairer sex. Women may want to read it too just to find out why
the guys are getting so smug.
Excerpt from Understanding Women:
How to Discover What You're Doing Wrong
We must start by altering your perspective: Just like
the fact that you can't really understand your car's engine problem without
looking under the hood, or even sometimes crawling underneath, or just like
you can't tell what's been biting your behinder until you find the spider
carcass in your underwear, or just like it's hard to know why none of the
traffic on the freeway is moving until you get all the way to the front of the
line and find out that the construction guys have died or retired, it's pretty
hard to understand women until you gain the right perspective.
In order to truly understand women, a guy has to
prance around for a mile or two in her pumps, so to speak, to symbiotically
talk for three or four hours on her cell-phone, or to type for an evening
while suffering with her pre-menstrual cramps all the time wearing slinky
lingerie. And that's just what we're going to do here. So, get ready to change
your perspective, to get down and dirty, to gain enough insights to see things
through the eyes of a woman.
That's what this book will do for you: give you a
better understanding of women by giving you a man's perspective of a woman's
perspective.|
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