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If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll. $8.95 + $2.00 shipping*

This is a step-by-step guide for making breakfast, emptying the dishwasher, finding the clothes hamper and doing the laundry, along with other daily domestic chores.

A delightful, tongue-in-cheek guide for men and women who can present and win a case before the Supreme Court or run a corporation; but can’t find the butter or do a load of laundry.

Includes important advice for men whose wives are pregnant—“How to Live with a Pregnant Wife Without Complaining about Anything While Making Her Feel Sexy and Desirable At All Times”, tells them how to go without sleep for three months after
the baby is born, and finishes up with “How to Watch Football and the Baby at the Same Time.”  

If you are living with a truly hopeless case who is unable to fend for himself or herself check out our "Understanding Women" and "If I Get Hit By A Bus ... combo offer.

 Soft cover, 5.5 x 6.5 inches, 96 pages. Black and white pictures.

   If I Get Hit By A Bus Tomorror ... Although this is aimed at busy women of all ages, this book will also make grown men laugh and might even be useful when they run out of underwear.

WCP-52642

 ISBN: 978-1-60755-264
Written by
Mary McHugh. 

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There is a chapter on taking care of three small boys while staying sane. This is great advice for any parent  for times when he or she is alone with the children.

And finally, how to answer a ringing telephone, fold shirts for a business trip while finding a wallet, keys, glasses, socks and underwear. Absolute must-reads for the clueless person who thinks some invisible being does all those things.

 This book will also make grown men or your life partner laugh and might even be useful when he or she runs out of underwear.

 
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