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         My Birthday Surprise  (Adult Version)

Looking for an unusual gift that will bring a smile to the person receive it?

Our personalized birthday book will do just that and make his or her special day one that will be remembered.

The story focuses on the ten keys that have made your birthday boy or girl a success. Such as:

The fourth key was a critical factor in making Joan the success she is.  "Surround yourself with intelligent, responsible people."

Joan always kept snapshots of her trusted friends in her wallet. 

Come to think of it, that was about all you could ever find in her wallet!

A humorous look at your birthday boy's (or girl's) ten keys to a successful life.

Hard cover book, 36 pages,  6 3/4 by 8 1/4.

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   My Birthday Surprise (Adult Version). A humorous look at your birthday boy's (or girl's) ten keys to a successful life.

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Picture of a happy birthday party.
Dear Joan:
 
Now you know the ten keys to the success in your life.  We had originally planned to have you say a few words, but we remembered that brevity is not one of your ten keys.
 
Congratulations on yet another "successful" year.  Happy Birthday!
 
Love, Ron
 
September 19, 2010 
 
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My Birthday Surprise (Adult Version Complete Story) 
 
"My Birthday Surprise"
was created especially for
 
Joan Marie Koche
at the age of 55
 
Happy Birthday
from Ron
 
     Yes, it was birthday time again, Sep 19th.  Joan Marie Koche of Blairsville, PA, had reached yet another major plateau in her life - age 55.
 
     Joan was a high flier, a born leader, and a woman of many accomplishments.  There was no doubt about it - Joan was a legend in her own mind.
 
     Jenny and Ron had planned a big birthday bash for Joan this year.  Hand-written invitations had been sent to all her friends.
 
     Fortunately for Jenny and Ron, the job had been very easy.  Only a few invitations had to be written.
 
Jenny and Ron had spent a lot of time developing a theme for this special birthday party.  It was Joan Marie Koche The ten keys to success in your life    Obviously, the theme was a very popular one.  The party room was packed.
 
     Jenny and Ron started her success story by explaining that the path Joan had followed through life had been met with a series of closed doors.  Over the years, judging from the shape of her beak, many of these doors had been slammed in her face.
 
     Despite these setbacks, Joan had still managed to become a success in Blairsville, PA.  It was evident that these ten keys had worked a miracle for Joan.
 
     Joan and the rest of the party group were quiet when Jenny and Ron announced the first key to her success.        "Always be full of hot air."         Joan had devoted much of her life to achieving this goal.  Those who knew her agreed that she was definitely full of it.
 
  The second key of success was "Stay young."  Joan maintained her youthful appearance by following a strict exercise program.  Her favorite activity seemed to be jogging to the refrigerator.
 
     Unfortunately, staying young was difficult after 50 birthday celebrations.  In fact, lighting the candles on her birthday cake was considered a fire hazard for Joan and everyone else present at the party.
 
Believing that "No mountain is too hard to climb" was another component of the success formula for Joan.
 
     Anyone who had ever seen Joan demolish a mountain of ice cream topped with whipped cream and a cherry realized the truth of this statement.  She could whittle it down in seconds.
 
     The fourth key was a critical factor in making Joan the success she is.  "Surround yourself with intelligent, responsible people."    Joan always kept snapshots of her trusted friends in her wallet.  Come to think of it, that was about all you could ever find in her wallet!
 
     The excitement of the party had almost been too much for everyone.  They decided to briefly interrupt this spell-binding "Success Story" and have Joan open her many gifts.
 
     Nobody had trouble buying Joan a present.  After all, what can't you buy for a woman who needs everything?
 
     After watching Joan open her gifts, the anxious crowd was eager to hear the fifth key to her success.  It was   Don't be a horse's ... behind.       Unfortunately, Joan couldn't help herself.  It was just her nature.
 
     The saga of Joan continued.  The next key to her success was  "Enjoy the sweet things in life."  There are many sweet things in life: the presence of a wonderful companion, adventure-filled vacations and lots of money.
 
     Whenever Joan wanted to enjoy sweet things, she went to her pantry.  This was the only source of sweet things for Joan.
 
     The seventh key was vitally important for social climbers like Joan:    "Don't forget from
whence you came."       On her long climb up the ladder of success, Joan never once forgot her roots.  She was so very proud of all her ancestors.
 
     To really be successful, you must    "Only play games you can win."       Talented individuals like Joan pride themselves on their athletic and business prowess.  Very few adults had ever beaten Joan at any of her favorite games.  Everybody knew she would have a temper tantrum if they did.
 
"Blow your own horn" was certainly another vital part of her success formula.
 
     Everyone agreed that if Joan didn't blow her own horn, nobody would do it for her.  In fact, she kept stacks of horns and whistles handy for all the important moments in her life.  Joan would do almost anything to call attention to herself!
 
Joan always maintained that, to be successful, you must   "Picture yourself as you want to be."       Joan thought that once she was successful, her portrait would be hung in the homes of all of her friends.
 
Dear Joan: Now you know the ten keys to the success in your life.  We had originally planned to have you say a few words, but we remembered that brevity is not one of your ten keys.
 
     Congratulations on yet another "successful" year.  Happy Birthday!
 

Ron

Sep 2010

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