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My
Birthday Surprise
(Adult
Version)
The fourth key was a
critical factor in making Joan the success she is. "Surround yourself with
intelligent, responsible people." Joan always kept snapshots of her trusted
friends in her wallet. Come to think of it, that was about all you could ever
find in her wallet!
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Dear Joan:
Now you know the ten keys to the
success in your life. We had originally planned to have you say a few
words, but we remembered that brevity is not one of your ten keys.
Congratulations on yet another "successful" year. Happy
Birthday!
Love, Ron
September 19, 2010
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My
Birthday Surprise (Adult Version Complete
Story)
"My Birthday Surprise"
was created especially
for
Joan Marie Koche
at the age of
54
Happy Birthday
from Ron
Yes, it was
birthday time again, Sep 19th.
Joan Marie Koche of Latrobe, PA, had reached yet
another major plateau in her life - age 54.
Joan was a high
flier, a born leader, and a woman of many accomplishments. There was no doubt
about it - Joan was a legend in her own mind.
Jenny and Ron had
planned a big birthday bash for Joan this year. Hand-written invitations had
been sent to all her friends.
Fortunately for
Jenny and Ron, the job had been very easy. Only a few invitations had to be
written.
Jenny and Ron
had spent a lot of time developing a theme for this special birthday party.
It was Joan Marie Koche The ten keys to success in your life Obviously, the
theme was a very popular one. The party room was packed.
Jenny and Ron
started her success story by explaining that the path Joan had followed
through life had been met with a series of closed doors. Over the years,
judging from the shape of her beak, many of these doors had been slammed in
her face.
Despite these
setbacks, Joan had still managed to become a success in
Latrobe, PA. It was
evident that these ten keys had worked a miracle for Joan.
Joan and the rest
of the party group were quiet when Jenny and Ron announced the first key to
her success. "Always be full of hot air."
Joan had devoted much
of her life to achieving this goal. Those who knew her agreed that she was
definitely full of it.
The second key of
success was "Stay young." Joan maintained her youthful appearance by
following a strict exercise program. Her favorite activity seemed to be
jogging to the refrigerator.
Unfortunately,
staying young was difficult after 50 birthday celebrations. In fact, lighting
the candles on her birthday cake was considered a fire hazard for
Joan and
everyone else present at the party.
Believing that "No
mountain is too hard to climb" was another component of the success formula
for Joan.
Anyone who had
ever seen Joan demolish a mountain of ice cream topped with whipped cream and
a cherry realized the truth of this statement. She could whittle it down in
seconds.
The fourth key was
a critical factor in making Joan the success she is. "Surround yourself with
intelligent, responsible people." Joan always kept snapshots of her trusted
friends in her wallet. Come to think of it, that was about all you could ever
find in her wallet!
The excitement of
the party had almost been too much for everyone. They decided to briefly
interrupt this spell-binding "Success Story" and have
Joan open her many
gifts.
Nobody had trouble
buying Joan a present. After all, what can't you buy for a woman who needs
everything?
After watching
Joan open her gifts, the anxious crowd was eager to hear the fifth key to her
success. It was Don't be a horse's ... behind. Unfortunately,
Joan
couldn't help herself. It was just her nature.
The saga of
Joan
continued. The next key to her success was "Enjoy the sweet things in
life." There are many sweet things in life: the presence of a wonderful
companion, adventure-filled vacations and lots of money.
Whenever
Joan
wanted to enjoy sweet things, she went to her pantry. This was the only
source of sweet things for Joan.
The seventh key
was vitally important for social climbers like Joan: "Don't forget from
whence you came."
On her long climb up the ladder of success, Joan never once forgot her roots.
She was so very proud of all her ancestors.
To really be
successful, you must "Only play games you can win." Talented
individuals like Joan pride themselves on their athletic and business
prowess. Very few adults had ever beaten Joan at any of her favorite games.
Everybody knew she would have a temper tantrum if they did.
"Blow your own horn"
was certainly another vital part of her success formula.
Everyone agreed
that if Joan didn't blow her own horn, nobody would do it for her. In fact,
she kept stacks of horns and whistles handy for all the important moments in
her life. Joan would do almost anything to call attention to herself!
Joan always maintained
that, to be successful, you must "Picture yourself as you want to be."
Joan thought that once she was successful, her portrait would be hung in the
homes of all of her friends.
Dear
Joan: Now you know
the ten keys to the success in your life. We had originally planned to have
you say a few words, but we remembered that brevity is not one of your ten
keys.
Congratulations on
yet another "successful" year. Happy Birthday!
Ron
Sep 2010
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