My
Fishing Adventure Adult
Version*
A humorous adult version of our children’s fishing story*. The adult star of this book catches the biggest fish ever caught at his (or her) favorite fishing spot. Great gag gift for a fishing buddy for that annual fishing outing or tournament. Personalized with adults name and friends names. Recommended Ages (over 18 years).
For Adults, 36 Pages, Hard Cover, $15.95 postpaid, 6 3/4 by 8 1/4 Inches.
*A humorous story where the hero falls asleep, and dreams he (or she) is a bear. He enters a local fishing contest and after many mishaps wins the contest. A cute gift for any adult who enjoys fishing.
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Personalized parts are highlighted in yellow. Suddenly, there was a big jerk on the end of Betty's line. No...it wasn't Bilbo. "LOOK!" Betty shouted, as she grabbed her rod.
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My Fishing Adventure (Adult Version) (Complete Story)
Personalized parts are highlighted in Red.
"My Fishing Adventure"
was created especially for
Betty Goode
at the age of 50
Thanks for the memories
Love Bilbo
May 25, 2012
It had been a long day, and Betty Goode was ready to hit the sack. As usual, she was looking forward to her favorite bedtime activity - reading her fishing catalog.
Although she rarely caught anything, Betty was hooked on fishing. If she could only learn to land the big ones at Rainbow Springs Quarry!
Certainly Betty, at the ripe old age of 50, was no longer a child. However, Wrenny and Ron suspected that deep down, she would always be a kid at heart when it came to fishing.
Fortunately for Betty, nobody knew that Bobber Bear was her hero! She carried her bear with her on every fishing trip.
Being a real snoozer, Betty began to doze off. She started to dream she had become Bobber Bear.
This was the most exciting dream she ever had in her whole life! Bilbo, her fishing pal, was also transformed into a bear.
Now, to most of us, being transformed into a bear might be cause for a little concern. But Betty was excited about it!
After all, bears, unlike herself, often catch fish. Not wanting to waste the opportunity, Betty and Bilbo hurriedly entered the local fishing tournament. Maybe this time there would win...something!
Betty and Bilbo checked out sinkers, flies, hooks, floats and anything else they might need for the fishing contest at the Best Little Lure House. They also found time to pick up a few munchies and some cold beverages.
Betty didn't have enough pocket change to buy the new boat she admired. You'd think anything was possible in a dream!
Next, Betty and Bilbo decided a visit to a fish aquarium would be beneficial. Last year, after being skunked at the tournament, Betty had bought a rather large fish to fool Wrenny and Ron.
Embarrassingly, though, the fish she had purchased was not even local to the area. Betty's credibility as a fishing wizard went right down the drain!
Before they knew it, they were at their favorite fishing hole, Wabash Quarry. Betty and Bilbo opened their cold beverages and started some serious fishing.
As usual, the bites were incredible. Unfortunately, only the mosquitoes and flies enjoyed the action.
Several hours (and beverages) later, Betty and Bilbo were getting discouraged. Despite being fishing bears, they still weren't catching any fish!
"Phew, it sure seems hot today," exclaimed Betty. "I'm sure I've had too much sun!" She opened yet another beverage.
After trying all their other lures, they decided to switch to worms. Worms wiggled so much, and because Betty was also a klutz, she often hooked herself, not the worm. Mercifully, Bilbo agreed to bait her hook.
"We've got to catch something," they both agreed. Otherwise, we'll have to listen to all that ridicule from Wrenny and Ron again this year.
Betty prided herself on being a skilled angler. There was nothing she couldn't do with a rod and a line.
However, today her coordination seemed to be off. This was just more proof she had already had too much-------sun!
After losing more than a few worms, sinkers and hooks, Betty was finally successful.
"Looks like a fish, only smaller!" quipped Bilbo.
"Well, at least I caught something that was alive!" retorted Betty. "I can't wait to show Wrenny and Ron this 20-pound boot you hooked."
Betty and Bilbo had been fishing for hours and had only caught that one small fish. "I can't believe this!" complained Betty. "I thought bears always caught lots of fish!"
"Why don't you just wind in your line, and let's eat our lunch?"
"I can't now," grumbled Betty, "I think I'm snagged again."
Suddenly, there was a big jerk on the end of Betty's line. No...it wasn't Bilbo.
"LOOK!" Betty shouted, as she grabbed her rod.
Now Betty and Bilbo knew the sun must really be affecting them. They imagined this fish was so-o-o big that it started pulling their boat!
Of course, never having caught a big fish before, they thought it wasn't hard for their imaginations to play such a trick on them. However, they were going so fast, Bilbo had to hold on to keep flying out of the boat along with everything else!
As the story goes, the boat went faster and faster. Furthermore, it was claimed that fishermen came from miles around to witness this incredible event.
Betty clearly remembered Wrenny and Ron cheering (or was it jeering?) from the shore. "I'm going to catch this fish and win the trophy even if it takes me all night!" declared a determined Betty.
To everyone's surprise, especially Wrenny and Ron, Betty somehow managed to land the fish. Even more unbelievable, she was proclaimed the winner of the fishing tournament.
"Betty! Wake up!" said Bilbo, shaking Betty out of her dream. "I just entered us in the fishing tournament. let's go now, or we'll be late!"
Fishing Favorites For Betty Goode
________________________FISH
________________________FISHING ROD
________________________LURE
________________________BAIT
________________________FISHING SPOT
________________________BEVERAGE
________________________EXCUSE
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