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My
Fishing Adventure Adult
Version*
A humorous adult version of our children’s fishing
story*. The adult star of this book catches the biggest fish ever caught
at his (or her) favorite fishing spot. Great gag gift for a fishing buddy
for that annual fishing outing or tournament. Personalized with adults
name and friends names. Recommended Ages (over 18 years).
For
Adults,
36 Pages, Hard Cover, $15.95 postpaid, 6 3/4 by 8
1/4 Inches.
*A
humorous story where the hero falls asleep, and dreams he (or she) is a bear.
He enters a local fishing contest and after many mishaps wins the contest.
A cute gift for any adult who enjoys fishing.
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Suddenly, there was a big jerk on the end of
Betty's line. No...it wasn't
Bilbo.
"LOOK!"
Betty shouted, as
she grabbed
her rod.
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#513 - My Fishing
Adventure (Adult Version) ©Hefty
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My
Fishing Adventure (Adult Version) (Complete
Story)
Personalized parts are highlighted in Red.
"My Fishing
Adventure"
was created
especially for
Betty Goode
at the age of 50
Thanks for the
memories
Love Bilbo
May 25, 2010
It had been a long day, and Betty Goode was ready to hit the sack. As
usual, she was looking forward to
her favorite bedtime activity - reading
her
fishing catalog.
Although she rarely caught anything,
Betty was hooked on fishing. If
she
could only learn to land the big ones at Wabash Quarry!
Certainly Betty, at the ripe old age of
50, was no longer a child.
However, Wrenny and Ron suspected that deep down,
she would always be a kid at
heart when it came to fishing.
Fortunately for Betty, nobody knew that Bobber Bear was
her hero! She
carried her bear with her on every fishing trip.
Being a real snoozer, Betty began to doze off.
She started to dream she
had become Bobber Bear.
This was the most exciting dream she ever had in
her whole life! Bilbo,
her fishing pal, was also transformed into a bear.
Now, to most of us, being transformed into a bear might be cause for a little
concern. But Betty was excited about it!
After all, bears, unlike herself, often catch fish. Not wanting to waste
the opportunity, Betty and Bilbo hurriedly entered the local fishing
tournament. Maybe this time there would win...something!
Betty and Bilbo checked out sinkers, flies, hooks, floats and anything else
they might need for the fishing contest at the Best Little Lure House.
They also found time to pick up a few munchies and some cold beverages.
Betty didn't have enough pocket change to buy the new boat
she admired.
You'd think anything was possible in a dream!
Next, Betty and Bilbo decided a visit to a fish aquarium would be beneficial.
Last year, after being skunked at the tournament, Betty had bought a rather
large fish to fool Wrenny and Ron.
Embarrassingly, though, the fish she had purchased was not even local to the
area. Betty's credibility as a fishing wizard went right down the drain!
Before they knew it, they were at their favorite fishing hole,
Wabash Quarry. Betty
and Bilbo opened their cold beverages and started some serious fishing.
As usual, the bites were incredible. Unfortunately, only the mosquitoes
and flies enjoyed the action.
Several hours (and beverages) later, Betty and Bilbo were getting discouraged.
Despite being fishing bears, they still weren't catching any fish!
"Phew, it sure seems hot today," exclaimed
Betty. "I'm sure I've had too
much sun!" She opened yet another beverage.
After trying all their other lures, they decided to switch to worms.
Worms wiggled so much, and because Betty was also a klutz, she often hooked
herself, not the worm. Mercifully, Bilbo agreed to bait
her hook.
"We've got to catch something," they both agreed. Otherwise, we'll have
to listen to all that ridicule from Wrenny and Ron again this year.
Betty prided herself on being a skilled angler. There was nothing
she
couldn't do with a rod and a line.
However, today her coordination seemed to be off. This was just more
proof she had already had too much-------sun!
After losing more than a few worms, sinkers and hooks,
Betty was finally
successful.
"Looks like a fish, only smaller!" quipped
Bilbo.
"Well, at least I caught something that was alive!" retorted
Betty. "I
can't wait to show Wrenny and Ron this 20-pound boot you hooked."
Betty and Bilbo had been fishing for hours and had only caught that one small
fish. "I can't believe this!" complained
Betty. "I thought
bears always caught lots of fish!"
"Why don't you just wind in your line, and let's eat our lunch?"
"I can't now," grumbled Betty, "I think I'm snagged again."
Suddenly, there was a big jerk on the end of Betty's line. No...it
wasn't Bilbo.
"LOOK!" Betty shouted, as she grabbed her rod.
Now Betty and Bilbo knew the sun must really be affecting them. They
imagined this fish was so-o-o big that
it started pulling their boat!
Of course, never having caught a big fish before, they thought it wasn't hard
for their imaginations to play such a trick on them. However, they were
going so fast, Bilbo had to hold on to keep flying out of the boat along with
everything else!
As the story goes, the boat went faster and faster. Furthermore, it was
claimed that fishermen came from miles around to witness this incredible
event.
Betty clearly remembered Wrenny and Ron cheering (or was it jeering?) from the
shore. "I'm going to catch this fish and win the trophy even if it takes
me all night!" declared a determined Betty.
To everyone's surprise, especially Wrenny and Ron,
Betty somehow managed to
land the fish. Even more unbelievable, she was proclaimed the winner of
the fishing tournament.
"Betty! Wake up!" said
Bilbo, shaking Betty out of
her dream. "I
just entered us in the fishing tournament. let's go now, or we'll be
late!"
Fishing Favorites For Betty Goode
________________________FISH
________________________FISHING ROD
________________________LURE
________________________BAIT
________________________FISHING SPOT
________________________BEVERAGE
________________________EXCUSE
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