1. You cuddled up in bed, snoring softly under the covers. After a workday from hell, you crashed and burned knowing full-well dinner wouldn't

2. No one. You're doing the mall thing; he can grab a quick bite and pick up the kids at his mother's.

3. A good bye note. Having finally carried out your threat of walking out the door and never returning, you prepare a nice meal in case you changed your mind.

4. You, sprawled on the bed, wearing nothing by an apron. To you, the only thing more fun than making love is making love and dinner at the same time.

If you can see yourself in any of these scenarios, you'll love this book. Laced with dozens of zingers on men, money, shopping, sex and work.

Offers 200 steamy recipes that require a half hour or less of preparation time.

This is a slow cooker cookbook that sizzles!